I have said it over and over and over again: Rebecca Romijn is the ultimate MILF.

I mean, really, I wouldn’t mind going home to a roaring bombshell of a wife, scantily clad in our dining room sipping a glass of water but already envisioning of all the mean thoughts she has in store for her husband. And I also wouldn’t mind going home watching her trying on those tiny Dutch clogs we bought as a souvenir while hiking her skirt as far up as possible, giving me a sneak peek at those lovely buns. And last but not least, I wouldn’t mind getting off on the phone with her, wanting me to come home for a hot night of fucking she has in store for us.

Yes sir, call me the husband who’s on all fours to do his woman’s requests. But if your woman can playfully toy with her exposed pink cunt in these naked fuck pictures of her, and is named Rebecca Romijn, you know you’ll be asking to have a shot with her too.

Being the Supermodel of all Supermodels, it isn’t unusual to see Claudia Schiffer’s tits in a magazine or in one of her advertisements or something. But when she fans her tits out in the open like that, well, whoa.

This smoking German ass can definitely take hold of my house keys and lounge in my backyard for all eternity. If she wants some sun on those hooters, she can go ahead and have those babies drink up on some vitamin D. And we don’t want her get some sunburn, of course, that’s why I’m always ready with a sunscreen for her, just in case. I can even assist in slathering it all over her miraculous body, from her perky tits to that flat abs and those silky longs legs and whatever it is in between those legs. Yes, her pussy, her shaved wet pink pussy, I can definitely put some sunscreen on that as well.

Although seriously, I don’t think this fucking MILF will still ask for sunscreen on her pussy. I’m guessing she’s just gonna make me go ahead and sink my dick into it and cover her naked body with mine to keep some of the sun out, eh? Just look at these raunchy nude fuck pictures of Claudia Schiffer, and you’ll see just how big she wants her manmeat to be.

Aida Yespica is a Venezuelan beauty queen, as per Wiki. But what the article failed to notice was that this hot young supermodel has very yummy MILF jugs.

Thank God for nudist beaches and her naivety to show her hooters out in public. Then again, with these countless naked pictures of her spreading her legs wide to showcase her pussy, you can’t really call her naive, would you? I’m thinking she runs more along the lines of pornstar-wanna-be, butt-naked actress, vivacious cunt-spreading slut. I have wet delusions about touching those glorious hooters of hers and fucking that awesomely shaved pussy.

And if you think I am, again and again, getting way ahead of myself, just get a load of these raunchy naked pictures of Aida Yespica writhing in pleasure and see for yourself.

3D tits, anyone? And I don’t mean the breast size, no. We’ve got Miranda Kerr’s knockers in eye cum popping 3D with these nude pictures of her. Even if you don’t really need the snazzy trick to enjoy a good helping of boob, seeing Miranda Kerr unloading her melons right in front of your eyes adds an extra dimension to your fapping habits.

And I hear Orlando Bloom, the lucky fuck, knocked the slut up. I’m not too worried, because knowing these supermodels, she’ll pop the baby out and be back in shape in a couple of weeks. Don’t ask me how, I’m just here to stain these MILFs’ tits with my cum. MILFy Miranda Kerr’s tits, to be exact.

So to haters pissing on 3D as a cheap fad, let me slap you in the face with these pictures of Miranda Kerr’s 3D tits and tell me they don’t have any practical applications.

Some babes do get better with age and a little wear and tear, like sexy Tiffany Fallon here. An American model, she became the homecoming queen in her youth and consequently went on to become Playboy’s Playmate of the Year when she was old enough to start exposing her tits in front of the cameras. You can tell she’s really built to become the sexy titty modeling MILF she is now.

And who wouldn’t want to stain those erect tit of hers with your load? Especially knowing that Tiffany Fallon’s old enough to have humped a hundred other guys ups her slut factor, and the chances of you laying your eyes on her tits and pussy.

But even if you can’t grab a hold of those tits of hers for real, just grab on to your pulsating cocks and jack off to Tiffany Fallon’s hot titty pictures, and be equally satisfied.

Sometimes these MILFs confuse me. Take Nikki Ziering here for example. How can someone this hot, this sexy, and so dripping with sex appeal be a mom? And then a quick trip to the chick's Wikipedia page confirms her maternal status, and I become even more enamored and aroused when I look at her naked pictures.

Now that I think about it, being a mom adds to the charm of Nikki Ziering’s tits. She can strike a pose, expose a bit of boob and cleavage while sensually flipping back her blonde hair, and she won’t look like she had to stay up until 1am breastfeeding her kids with those tits. She probably even had some strength left over to have a hardcore fuck with the husband.

I feel happy and expectant that there will always be hot pictures of Nikki Ziering available, ready for me to print and post on my bedroom wall. I’ll admire it and show it off to my parents. And then I’ll fucking jack off to that shit.